Eat As I Say, Not As I Eat

The federal government in all it's big-brotherhood thinks that because people have too much free will and have the choice to eat what they want, they have to put an end to it. Enter First Lady, Michelle Obama and her obese, guilt-ridden Surgeon General, Regina Benjamin. They want to regulate school cafeteria food, vending machines and concession stands at sporting events. You know what that means don't you? Tofu dogs for all. Maybe a nice helping of prune juice to wash it down? MMM!

Isn't it nice of the government to make choices for you?