Sixteen Vacations in Three Years-Wow She Must Work Hard

Wow. That Michelle Obama must be the hardest working government hack ever. I'm not talking about how hard she worked on getting a near $200,000 raise while holding the office of Vice-President of the University of Chicago Medial Center in 2005 (that her husband, then-Illinois State Senator Barack Obama conveniently earmarked $1 million for) or how she tells the rest of the country how and what to eat (while telling parents that they are a failure at raising their children because their kids have gotten to fat and lazy-while joining in on her own daughter's consumption of high-fat, low-protein burgers, fries, pies and cakes) not to mention

I'm talking about...well, whatever Mrs. Obama does to take so many "hard-earned" vacations as First Lady. Hm. I guess because she was stepped on and kept down so much for so long by "the man," she is just making up for lost time by taking what is now her 16th vacation in just three short years. That's not including trips to Camp David or the Obama's infamous "date night" in 2009. Ah, but she deserves them doesn't she? I mean her and her husband work hard living in their ivory tower (oops, it's that racist?) coming up with ways to reduce the credit rating, increase unemployment, give tax-payer funded grants to companies they already know is on the verge of bankruptcy and all the while blaming an ex-president and Republican Congress that haven't held power and have had no power to make laws governing the country-fiscal or otherwise-in four and six years.

I mean if anyone deserves to go on a vacation for doing absolutely while said vacations are payed for by the American public on average of every 2.25 months, it's the one person in the White House (oops, more racism?) that wasn't proud of her country until her husband took the position of absolute authority to socially and fiscally ruin the country.

So Mrs. Obama, go ahead, kick back, put your feet up and don't worry about the bill. John Q. Public will take care of it. He always does. Just like he'll take care of the next five you'll take (that's about 10 months worth) while your husband is still in office.

Oh, and if anyone reminds you of the calorie count or unhealthy aspects of that junk food that they catch you stuffing your face with that only you and your children are allowed to have, just remind them of who you are and the moral authority you possess. Either that or have your husbands union goons break their fingers-or bite them off. Then there will be more even more for you.