You Gotta Be Kidding Me!

I never heard of him. But a sportswriter at Yahoo named Graham Watson seems to think that, one, when Mississippi Valley State guard Kevin Burwell, by his own admission during a game between Mississippi valley State and Western Kentucky during the NCCA Final Four basketball tournament on Tuesday, "gestured happily toward President Barrack Obama in the front row," according to CBS; Graham considered it a "taunt." First of all, who cares?!

Secondly, it was reciprocation from Burwell for the president mockingly stating that both teams first-half shooting was "terrible."

"We were just trying to put on a show for him," Burwell said. "At the same time, we was just up for this game. In the heat of the moment, I just pointed at him a couple times. That's it."

Third, the president of the universe can mess you up. After Western Kentucky made a comeback, Watson felt magnanimous enough to write,

"However, what Burwell didn't know at the time was that simple taunt would kick off a MVSU downward spiral than no one could have ever predicted. Even though Mississippi Valley State jumped out to a 16-point lead, Western Kentucky whittled away at it in the final five minutes and ultimately won the game 59-58.

After Burwell made that fateful shot, he scored four points, but had three turnovers, a missed layup and three missed 3-pointers, including one with three seconds remaining that would have won the game.

... Not saying the president had anything to do with this cosmic karma, but you have to wonder. He is, after all, the most powerful man in the world."

So not only can Obama walk on water and heal the sick, he can put a voodoo curse on someone from just glaring at them.

Wow. Maybe the Republicans shouldn't mess with this guy after all. Check out Serpent and the Rainbow if you don't believe me.