Perry Logan Part II

This guy can keep me writing and laughing for years.
Here's some more paranoid, unintelligent, misinformed rhetoric from Perry Logan. You have to check this guy out, he is freaking hilarious.

More fun points to utterly embarrass this jagoff with: Weird and Untrue (from Logan's website) v.s. Fact

He's speaking (again) about Republicans, of course.

W&UT- "Everybody hates them."
FACT- With shrinking ratings of the MSM news outlets, including: CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, etc. coupled with Bill O'Reilly and the rest of FNC obliterating the cable news scene and talk radio ruled by conservative talk-show hosts (and the over-due death of Air America) plus conservative authors consistently owning the top spot on the New York Times best-seller list, I believe this claim is a little more than absurd.

W&UT- "Everything they have ever done has failed."
FACT- Let's see...strong economies, record DOW Jones, millions of jobs created, millions of people world-wide rescued from oppression and hunger, defeated the Soviet Empire (in doing do, winning the Cold War) defeated Communism almost to the point of extiction, rebuilt Europe, helped to turn our two biggest enemies in history (Germany & Japan)into not only allies, but helped to make their economies the fourth and fifth biggest in the world; stopped four wars in Africa (Nixon) opened up China (Nixon), the American Revolution, the American Civil War, etc, etc.

W&UT- "Their legacy in history will be a page at once black and ludicrous."
FACT- Unlike the Kennedy's and Clinton's, Republicans do have things to be proud about...see above. But for this point, let's see what the Democrats have accomplished:
-Supported slavery (check it out)
-Supported the Confederates secession from the Union.
-Alowed America to become disenfranchised and defeated after Vietnam and the fall of Iran.
-Tell everyone else how to live their lives.
-How to spend their money. (of course, they know how to spend it better than us, remember?)
-What values to have; that San Francisco treat.
-What values to teach their chldren.
-Support abortion, genocide, and the slaughter of innocent children everywhere.
-Support terrorism and all it entails (don't believe me, just listen to the rhetoric of bin Laden and his crew and that of Democrats and their talking points)
-Indoctrinated America about the myths of evolution, gun usage, and just about everything else that can possibly be manipulated and lied about.
-Have re-written history to cover-up their own incompetence and appeasement of the enemies of the world.
-Throw money at everything from AIDS and abortion to healthcare and education, yet nothing ever gets solved, then they continue to do so (remember, it's your money)
-Use scare tactics like the myth of gobal warming to frighten everyone and achieve THEIR political agendas, like the Kyoto accord. (by the way, did I mention that AlGore was wrong again recently about the non-existent hurricane season and that he claims cigarette smoke controbutes to a depleted ozone?)
-Advocate the erosion of Christian and family values.
-Turn a blind eye to liberal celebrities (who consistently espose their message) who support clemency for gang-founder/murderers, but totally ignore the death sentences of people in Muslim countries who want to convert to Christianity.
-Are complicit (with the help of the MSM) in turning public opinion against two wars and three Presidents.
-Keep racism alive by simply bringing it up. Only when it suits their needs do Democrats talk about racism like it's the same as it was in the 50s and 60s, or even the 1860s. simply not true.
-Use homosexuality (ad nausiem) as an attacking point when nothing else will do.
-Foolishly and explicitly keep referring to Bush as the worst President ever when it's a economic historical fact that Jimmy Carter (the anti-semite Jimmy Carter, that is) was the worst, so-called" leader in the history of the Republic.
-As mentioned above, are completely anti-semetic, pro-terrorist.
-etc.

W&UT: "...They eat breakfast everyday believing babies are being murdered by the thousands..."
FACT: since the Roe v. Wade decision, 46 million babies have been aborted since Sept. 2001. And check out this disgusting fact.

W&UT: "Wherever Republicans go, babies die."
FACT: Democrats as a whole support abortion on demand. Republicans do not.

W&(kinda)UT: "Republicans like to bugger underage boys and girls."
FACT: Some did. But some Democrats did also. Let's be fair here. Oops, I forgot I'm dealing with a kool-aider.

Perry Logan himself: Advocates suicide and mass murder.

Down further on his page, Logan goes into full Clinton Defense Lies, I mean mode.

Claim: "Longest economic expansion in american history."
FACT: Although this may be true, it is wildly deceptive. Clinton inhereted a surplus economy from Reagan/Bush, thanks primarily to what? Corperate tax cuts.

Claim: "22 million jobs were created in less than eight years-the most under a single administration."
FACT: These numbers are misleading, studies indicate the number was more closer to 18 million. Pretty damn good, but not exactly 22 million. But even those numbers include the employment of illegal immigrants.

Claim: "Highest home ownership in american history."
FACT: Not anymore. That distinction now belongs to President Bush, which also includes for the first time black home owners.

Claim: "Lowest unemployment rate in 30 years; unemployment dropped from more than seven percent in 1993 to just four percent in 2000."
FACT: Again, while this is not a lie, Bush also has a four percent unemployment rate.

Claim: "Made the federal government smaller."
FACT: Is this guy serious? The direct opposite is true. Clinton admimistration had one of the biggest cabinets in history, while Bush has one of the smallest AND most ethically diverse.

Claim: "Lowest crime rate in 26 years."
FACT: Again, not a total misrepresentation of the truth. However, since 2000, the crime rate against hispanics has fallen 55%, murder overall has fallen roughly 50% since 2000. Since then it has risen 4% which can be attributed to liberal judges (appointed by Clinton) releasing repeat child molestors, and rapists (much like the whiny, liberal dems who want to release terrorists at Gitmo, only to have them e-join the fight against liberty) the revolving-door justice system and total idiots like Logan who obviously have no sense of history or common sense.

Claim: "Lowest poverty rate in 20 years. Poverty declined from 15% to 11% in 1999."
FACT: It is now at 10.8%

Claim: "Higher incomes at all levels."
FACT: Ditto as of last year.

Claim: "Lowest teen birth rate in 60 years."
FACT: I couldn't find any reliable information to dispute nor confirm this (yet) but these numbers are in no doubt due to monster abortion rates.

Claim: "Lowest infant mortality rate in American history."
FACT: No longer. It stands as of 2005 at 6.5 per 1000 live births.

Claim: "Paid off $360 billion of the national debt."
FACT: Again, thanks to the surplus provided by Reagan and Bush(41)

Claim: "Converted the largest budget DEFECIT to the largest budget SURPLUS"
FACT: What can I say? Another blatant lie.

Claim: "Lowest tax burden income and more family owned stock than ever before."
FACT: Too bad for Logan and Slick Willy that these honors have now gone to Dubya.

Claim: "Median family income up $6000 since 1993."
FACT: Again underestimating (or simply lieing about) Reaganomics.

Claim: "7 million fewer Americans living in poverty."
FACT: Other than bad grammar (you never start a sentence with a number-especially if it's not spelled out) that number under President Bush is now at roughly just over five million.

Lies About "Clinton and Terrorism"

Logan reeeeeaaaaally stretches on these. He claims that Clinton stopped a whole mess of al Quada plots between 1994 and 1999. Trouble with that is didn't Clinton bitch at Chris wallace about "not knowing al Quada existed then"? Anyways, Logan in his usual total twist on history, coupled with a touch of xenephobia; claims credit for Republican Congress and Bush administration achievements. Everything from the Millenium bomber to the UN headquaters (fo rthe life of me why they didn't turn a blind eye to that one). Just trust me when I say this guy is a loon.

I do not believe there will be a "Perry Logan III". I know everything comes in threes and the rule of a trilogy and all that, but I just can't take losing I.Q. points every time I read his drivel. He'll still make you laugh though. Just for all the wrong reasons.