Well At Least He's Protected

Tell me you didn't see this coming.  With one stroke of the pen President Barack Hussein Obama has ensured he and his family will have Secret Service protection for life.  Of course, as the story points out, former presidents have been receiving Secret Service protection after they left the White House for many years.  But not one of those former presidents, even Smilin' Jimmy Carter, rode a high-horse of hypocrisy about gun control, then signed into law a lifetime of protection from men with guns.

Is there a bigger or better word than hypocrite?